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How to have a CRACK-IN’ Christmas!

How many times have you been beaten by your weird uncle as you pull the Christmas cracker? How many times have you won those pointless Christmas crowns that mysteriously disappear after Christmas? This article is not only about the history of that cracker, but scientific ways of becoming a Christmas cracker champion!

Plus, vote on the CRINGIEST cracker joke!

A TREE-MENDOUS ORIGIN STORY

We are all familiar with the Christmas Cracker, but where does it originate? Christmas Crackers came into popularity in the 1840s, by a man named Tom Smith, a baker, who had just recently travelled to France to perfect his culinary arts. He idolised a French dish called “Bon Bons”, a circular, often chocolate dish, that remain popular even today (nowadays they are often more of a chewy sweet)!

Both Bonbons and Christmas Crackers are wrapped in paper with treats inside, making it clear which ideas he utilized in his new treat – the Christmas Cracker. With the design all made, he officially patented the design in 1847.

Later down the line, his son would add lots of unique trinkets, like those useless paper hats (Fun Fact: they actually date back to the Roman times, where the Romans used them to celebrate Saturnalia, a popular festival at the time).  His work would see success, and Christmas Crackers would become a staple part of British homes and traditions.

YULE LOVE THIS TRICK

Now, the part you have all been waiting for… how to beat the Christmas Cracker! Experts recommend that in order to have an advantage in the Christmas Cracker, you must have a downwards tilt. This is because it is less effort to do a downwards tilt than an upwards tilt. Always remember to do a slow and steady pull, this gives you an advantage to prevent your cracker from breaking on your side by accident. As well as this, you can hold your cracker with a firm and two-handed grip. Make sure to avoid twisting your cracker as this will inevitably cause you to lose control of your cracker and, ultimately, not winning.

CRINGIEST CRACKER JOKES:

WHO HIDES IN A BAKERY AT CHRISTMAS?

A MINCE SPY!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLIND DEER?

NO EYE DEER!

WHY ARE SANTA’S REINDEER ALWAYS WET?

BECAUSE THEY’RE REINDEER!

by Isabelle Culf

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