How many times have you been beaten by your weird uncle as you pull the Christmas cracker? How many times have you won those pointless Christmas crowns that mysteriously disappear after Christmas? This article is not only about the history of that cracker, but scientific ways of becoming a Christmas cracker champion!
Plus, vote on the CRINGIEST cracker joke!
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Now, the part you have all been waiting for… how to beat the Christmas Cracker! Experts recommend that in order to have an advantage in the Christmas Cracker, you must have a downwards tilt. This is because it is less effort to do a downwards tilt than an upwards tilt. Always remember to do a slow and steady pull, this gives you an advantage to prevent your cracker from breaking on your side by accident. As well as this, you can hold your cracker with a firm and two-handed grip. Make sure to avoid twisting your cracker as this will inevitably cause you to lose control of your cracker and, ultimately, not winning.
CRINGIEST CRACKER JOKES:
WHO HIDES IN A BAKERY AT CHRISTMAS?
A MINCE SPY!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLIND DEER?
NO EYE DEER!
WHY ARE SANTA’S REINDEER ALWAYS WET?
BECAUSE THEY’RE REINDEER!
by Isabelle Culf